You Talk to Me


Interviews and conversations that speak to us.

Robert talks to Don about Japan

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  • ROBERT: I love Japan. They have band names like SUPERCAR and Number Girl.
  • DON: And yet [they're] 5 years more advanced than we are.
  • ROBERT: That's because they have Supercars and they number their women.


Reblogged from andricon.
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Nick talks to Topher about moving in

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  • NICK: Look, when you move into my place I'm gonna label my stuff in the fridge kthx.
  • TOPHER: You label it and it'll just be easier for me to dip my penis in.


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Russell Ziskey talks to John Winger about monks

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  • RUSSELL ZISKEY: You could join a monastery.
  • JOHN WINGER: Did you ever see a monk get wildly fucked by some teenage girls?
  • RUSSELL: Never.
  • JOHN: So much for the monastery.


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Professor talks to students about loincloths

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  • PROFESSOR [talking about Genesis]: Ok, so we covered the reason for loincloths last class.
  • STUDENT #1: Wait, why was that again?
  • PROFESSOR: (silence)
  • STUDENT #2: Adam had an erection.
  • PROFESSOR: Exactly. Thank you for cutting though the bullshit.


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John Lennon talks to an interviewer about Ringo

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  • INTERVIEWER: Is Ringo the best drummer in the world?
  • JOHN LENNON: Ringo isn't even the best drummer in The Beatles.


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