- JESS: So, how's it going?
- TOM: Eh. Could be better. Kind of perusing "Casual Encounters."
- JESS: Any luck?
- TOM: None so far. Sometimes I think "Erotic Services" might be the way to go.
- JESS: Eww.
- TOM: Eww?
- JESS: Are you considering getting a hooker for yourself?
- TOM: Not really. But I may do it. I would in a pinch.
- JESS: Back to my original point - Eww.
- TOM: What do you mean?
- JESS: I rep hookers sometimes. They all complain about being hooked on drugs and having VD. And they're fond of stealing wallets.
- TOM: All?
- JESS: Of course, that's a generalization. But a well founded one.
- TOM: Okay. What are you doing right now? Want to go to Wal Mart?
- JESS: Sure, why?
- TOM: To buy a fake wallet to put in my pants. I'll put some papers and stuff in it, maybe $5. She can steal that.
- JESS: Wow.
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